By Cliff Chiang. Lots more at that link, including Zatanna, Black Widow, Red Sonja, and this next lady.
By Terry Dodson.
One of the things I want to do here in terms of content – or whatever we’re calling it – is to explore more of the female heroes in comics and other kinds of storytelling. Lisa Paitz Spindler has a really cool feature on her blog called Danger Gal Friday, and – with apologies to her – I want to do something similar here. I’m not going to commit to a weekly feature, but I’d like to profile some of the great heroines.
In addition to that, there are a few women characters – mainly in comics – with whom I’m so in love that I’ll need more than a single profile piece to do justice to them. Wonder Woman is one of those. She-Hulk is another. I don’t know She-Hulk very well yet, I just know that she’s very cool, has a great look, and seems to be one of the most interesting characters Marvel has going for them. Plus, there’s the whole Hulk connection and the Hulk is also awesome.
So consider this my first attempt of many at trying to dig into her a little bit to see what makes her tick. I want to start by looking at an aspect of her that gets a ton of attention, and was in fact one of the first things I noticed about her when I recently started picking up her comic during the “World Without a Hulk” storyline. She-Hulk likes to have sex with lots of different people.
I don’t have any historical background on this yet, so I don’t know when it became a part of her character. Dan Slott touched on it a lot during his run, but I remember the X-Men comics that Chuck Austen wrote where she slept with Juggernaut. Slott later explained that event away so that it never happened, but my point is that sex’s being a large part of She-Hulk’s character (relative to other superheroes anyway) predates Slott.
As with any aspect of a character that becomes predominant, I’m interested in tracking down the history of how she came to be portrayed this way. But I’m also interested in the discussion that’s sprung up around the issue.
In a sort of exit interview to his run, Slott talked about the Juggernaut and why he wrote that out of She-Hulk’s story. “She would sleep with everyone else besides Juggernaut,” he said. And it wasn’t long in the discussion of that interview before that part of her became a major topic. One commentor wrote that Slott “started the book off with She-Hulk getting kicked out of Avengers Mansion for dragging home her ‘party boys'” and “continued to make her the Paris Hilton of the Marvel universe by having her sleep with Tony Stark.”
When another reader asked why “She-Hulk is so loose,” one reply was that she’s been “written as Very Uninhibited for decades,” lending more weight to my theory that this predates Slott. After that, the thread goes back and forth for a bit between people who’d rather not know about superhero sex lives and those who don’t see a problem with it. It’s when this person chimes in that things become interesting:
As for She-Hulk sleeping around, who the **** cares? If people have fun by having a very stimulating sex life, good for them, I’m jealous. On the other hand it doesn’t make sense that She-Hulk would be able to sleep around. She’s likely the strongest woman in the Marvel Universe. How could she possibly avoid killing all her lovers? That bit was the reason that sleeping with the then-reformed and touchy-feely Juggernaut made sense to me. He’d be one of a very short list of options, which might have made her pretty desperate after a while, unless she finally managed to bag Hercules.
This person disagrees:
Clearly, She-Hulk CAN have sex with non-superhuman men and have them survive, because we know she already HAS. Wyatt Wingfoot, Tony Stark, Zapper Ridge, John Jameson, Mika, etc, are all non-superhuman men who have enjoyed (and survived) sex with She-Hulk.
The subject of possible injury HAS been raised on-panel though. John Jameson expressed concern about it in issue #2 of Dan’s second volume of SHE-HULK.
It goes back and forth some more until She-Hulk‘s new writer Peter David gives his opinion:
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to side with the “not a good idea” contingent. I think any normal man who would have sex with She-Hulk is courting disaster. I don’t care how stiff your stiffy is: She-Hulk’s vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R. … Is it possible that She-Hulk can’t reach climax? I suppose. That would explain her bed hopping: An ongoing quest to find a man who can send her to Happyland.
It’s at that point right there that I want to stop thinking about it. A little before then, actually, but David makes an interesting point and from a storytelling standpoint, I like how he connects his speculation with her established pattern of behavior. I don’t necessarily agree with his speculation, but I think it’s cool that he figures out how to support it with evidence from past stories.
And the reason I don’t agree with his speculation is completely subjective anyway. It’s basically rooted in my not wanting to dwell on the scientific details, especially when “She-Hulk likes to have sex with a lot of different people” is by itself a perfectly reasonable explanation for her having sex with a lot of different people. It’s fine to show her as someone who enjoys a lot of different partners; bringing her vaginal contractions into the discussion just weirds me out as a reader.
In other words, I’m really interested in a story about a woman who’s having trouble making emotional connections and is trying to fill that emptiness with lots of different physical ones. I’m interested in rooting for her to discover the folly of that and to finally form an emotional attachment with someone who loves her too. That would be a really cool character arc for her. I’m not so interested in the story of one woman’s pursuit of an orgasm.
Steve’s writing the best Batman comic being published right now. Gotham After Midnight is a 12-issue mini-series that not only pits Batman against a creepy, new menace, but also against some of his classic villains who are mysteriously deviating from their standard methods of operation. It’s super-fun and Kelley Jones is obviously having a great time drawing whatever insane things pop into his head. His Batman with the crazy-ass cape has never looked so awesome.
And then there’s the most recent issue.
Okay, first of all, that title “The Malleable Menace” is awesome. But even better is the story that has Clayface learning to increase his size by absorbing more and more of Gotham’s citizens. Eventually, he gets so big that there’s no way Batman’s going to be able to handle him the conventional way.
So of course Steve does the only rational thing and turns it into a giant robot vs. giant monster comic.
Ha! Look at Clayface’s face! Issue #4 is going to be goooooood.
The entire Disneyland Hotel isn’t pirate-themed, but the pool sure is. And they do have a Pirates of the Caribbean suite. This one guy stayed there and took lots of pictures and a video. It’s a little more Late Henry Morgan than Jack Sparrow, but you can’t fault them for making it swanky.
Captain Blood comic
Captain Blood movie
And by – as far as I know – sheer coincidence, Phillip Noyce (Patriot Games, The Quiet American, The Saint) is also working on a Captain Blood movie.
Day Taylor’s found a home for his pirate-rodents comic at his old stomping grounds IDW. Congratulations, Dan!
Old diving suits and new subs
Upcool has an awesome gallery of antique diving suits and concept art for futuristic submarines. I had an awful time picking one image to post and I’m still not sure I got the best one. Prepare to have your imagination charged.
Agents of Atlas ongoing
There was a lot of cool news out of San Diego Comic Con last weekend, but easily the most exciting for me was that Jeff Parker’s sea queen/killer robot/talking gorilla comic Agents of Atlas will soon become an ongoing series. Way to go, Marvel!
Parker talks more about it here.
Mermaid Lagoon: Tokyo DisneySea
AllEars.net has a nice pictorial of the Little Mermaid attraction at Tokyo DisneySea. It’s designed for kids, but it also looks like a fun, cool place for adults to relax.
If I had a daughter, she’d have like twelve of these.
Real mermaid found in Malaysia
Pictures here. I know she’s fake though, because…
Mermaids are actually mammals
And making them wear clothes is cruel. Science proves it!
Celebrity mermaid fan
Really cool killer whale footage
Even better is this one where she’s playing with a dog.
Speaking of dogs…
This is the best use of a Little Mermaid song I’ve ever seen.
I’m narrowing the focus of the blog. I’ve been thinking about it for a while and I think it’s the right thing to do for four reasons:
1. You don’t need another Star Wars blog.
Seriously, I keep seeing the same information and news all over the Internet and very often it pops up here too just because I think it’s cool or whatever. You don’t need me to tell you that John Favreau has been signed to direct Iron Man 2 or to link to Clone Wars and Spirit trailers or to say that Fringe looks exciting. There are a ton of sites that do that so much better than I do.
In fact, the only reason I’ve been doing it as long as I have is because I know there are some friends of mine who read my blog, but don’t read the major entertainment news blogs. But the rest of you don’t need that and besides, I just can’t keep up with it anymore. Which leads me to my second reason.
2. I just can’t keep up with it anymore.
Reading and filtering through a couple of hundred blog posts everyday is fun, but it’s way time-consuming. I don’t plan on dropping any of my reading, but not having to share every little tidbit that I find interesting is going to save me a lot of time that I could use writing my novel, following up on comics projects, or even just improving the content here. Narrowing my focus will limit the amount of link-blogging I do, and I think that’s a good thing.
3. Less link-blogging means better content.
I hope it does anyway. I’ve got a folder full of ideas for honest-to-goodness articles I’ve been wanting to post, but keeping up with the links has been distracting me from that. And recently I read a couple of things from other Internet writers that have made that clear to me.
At the end of June, Tom Spurgeon questioned his own site-strategy and the amount of link-blogging he was doing. He was just thinking out loud and repented of it the next day, but while mulling it over he said something that hit home to me:
…I feel that link-blogging is becoming less and less valuable, more a way for people to fake content than provide a service.
While I’d never presume to tell Tom Spurgeon how to run his incredibly successful blog, he got me thinking about my own blogging and whether or not I’m “faking content.” I certainly don’t thing that all link-blogging is useless. My day isn’t complete without going through both Tom’s blog and Dirk Deppey’s with a fine-toothed comb. But I don’t think it’s what I want Adventureblog to be.
And while I was considering that, Warren Ellis sent out one of his email newsletters that reminded me about this post with the following thoughts in it.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could stand up now and say, okay, these are the post-curation years? The world does not need another linkblog. What is required, frankly, is what we’re supposed to call “content” these days. When I were a lad, back in the age of steam, we called this “original material.” Put another way: we like it when Cory and Xeni are the copy/paste editors for the internet, but we like it better when Cory writes a book and Xeni makes an episode of BoingBoingTV.
…And, frankly, no-one’s going to do a better job of being the internet’s copy/paste editors than the BB crew anyway. They have the time, they have the money, they have the setup, they have the audience and they have the momentum of nearly a decade in the job. Nobody needs another linkblog like that. There are already thousands of them. The job of curation is being taken care of. Look ahead.
I’m challenged by that. And while I doubt that reviews are exactly what Ellis had in mind, I’m not going to be able to improve by continuing to let linking eat up most of my time.
4. I’ll be able to get out more.
Right now, when I read something nifty on someone else’s blog, my initial instinct isn’t to comment on it. It’s to save the link so I can write about it later. I think it would be nicer to provide feedback directly on other people’s blogs, so I’m going to try to do that more.
So, what’s the focus going to be?
Like I said, I’m cutting out all the Star Wars and Star Trek stuff. In fact, I’m cutting out most of the scifi stuff altogether. There are a ton of great scifi blogs already covering that. I’ll probably still geek out on some new TV show or movie enough that I’ll want to talk about it, but I’ll try to keep that to my Off Topic blog when that’s the case.
What I want to keep talking about here are two things. One is sea adventure. That includes pirates, fish-people, Atlantis, mad scientists in submarines, sea monsters, all that stuff. I said earlier that I’ve really been drawn to that lately, but it’s not just lately. Anyone who knows me knows what a sucker I am for this stuff and always have been. Especially pirates.
It also includes jungle islands filled with loin-cloth wearing heroes (male and female), lost cities, giant gorillas, and dinosaurs. That may not be what most people think of when they hear “sea adventure,” but it’s what I think about. So I’ll keep talking about all that too.
The other thing I’m going to keep talking about could go by the hoity toity label “women in heroic fiction,” but I prefer to call them Action Girls. Meaning nothing disrespectful by the use of the word “girl;” it just flows better and I don’t think it’s really a diminutive term anyway. Anyway, I’m far too fascinated by strong, heroic women to quit talking about them, so you’ll still be hearing much more about Wonder Woman and Black Canary and the others than you want to.
(A third topic that’s being grandfathered in is giant monsters and giant robots because Jason and I are still hard at work on Kill All Monsters! and it’s a subject of interest. But I’m going to be more exclusive about which monster/robot links I post.)
Not that I’m cutting out the link-blogging cold turkey, you understand. As they relate to the topics of Sea Adventure and Action Girls, I’ll still be sharing plenty of links (and art and videos). It’s just that in cutting out everything else, I hope to be able to write more “original material” about those topics, in the form of both blog essays and my novel.
So, hopefully everyone’s down with the new direction. I really think it’s going to make this place more fun.