LXB | March Madness: Jason Bourne vs Snake Plissken

For the first three weeks of March, we’re going to answer the question, one match at a time, of who would win if 12 movie tough guys were airdropped into an abandoned city and only one could escape.

As it should be, fights are getting tougher in Round 2. Jason Bourne is the Captain America of this tournament: he’s as perfect as any human can expect to be without having actual superpowers. And then there’s Snake Plissken who’s so at home in this “airdropped into an abandoned city” scenario that it’s practically his briar patch. If anyone was designed to excel at this contest, it’s Snake.

It’s a tough battle and it goes on for a while with Snake’s running around and using the environment to his advantage, but in the end he’s neither as smart nor as good at hand-to-hand as Bourne.

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