You knew I was gonna have to include my own Dracula-inspired character, right?
For those who don’t know, my wife’s brother and I created our vampire-cow character during a slow session of tabletop role-playing many years ago. Artist Gavin Spence and I eventually worked the Cownt into a parody of Steve Niles’ Cal McDonald and 30 Days of Night stories for the horror anthology Tales from the Inner Sanctum. Then in 2009, Gav and I teamed up with Jessica Hickman and Paul Taylor to make Cownt Tales, a one-shot anthology of three stories all written by me and each drawn by a different artist. It’s full of udder gags, cow puns, and some fantastic, hilarious art. It makes me extremely happy to know that it exists in the world.
I have a few copies left if you’d like one. Just shoot me an email and we’ll work out the details.